Avoid ladders, black cats and ridiculous superstitions." They're both famous for scaring the shit out of people! How is the Freddy Krueger like George W Bush? What do you get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios? Everyday is Friday the 13th in America now. The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawns aren't cut. Why aren't people afraid of Friday the 13th? What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up on Friday the 13th? What do people say when Jason Voorhees is chasing them? What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th? What do Italian's eat on Friday the 13th? Why don't Americans worry about Friday the 13th?Īfter losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore! (Frigga being the name of the Norse goddess for whom "Friday" is named)ĭear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there's never been a better time to join the Dark Side. What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?įriggatriskaidekaphobia is the scientific term for the fear of Friday the 13th.
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